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Dec 15th

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Watch

THERE WILL BE CANDY IN DALLAS LAMAR. I PROMISE. gotemcoach: MUST WATCH: Lamar Odom, Candyman ESPN’s excellent piece on Lamar Odom’s sweet tooth, or perhaps more appropriately, “sweet mouth.” “Hershey’s white chocolate, cookies and cream…I go through like 4 or 5 bags of those a day.” So long, Lamar. @gotem_coach

Dec 11th

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"LOL WELCOME TO 7:30 AM." -CARMAN

ME: Am I the only one who just found out that Shane Battier is going to Miami and that Albert Pujols is going to Anaheim? Am I the only one that's mindblown?

REGINA: I'm so pissed about the Angels. Bastards. Whatevs. Someday, we'll have an owner with money.

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 3rd

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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GMTA. (&LLAP.)

ME: I’m watching SNL. It’s a rerun though. JAKE: Me too. Did you see that Spock sweat— ME: (interrupts in excitement) YES! I told Arlene and Elaine I wanted it sooo hard. They didn’t get it. JAKE: It looks homemade. ME: That’s EXACTLY why I want it! JAKE: We should make some.

Nov 28th

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Nov 28th

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 8th

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Nov 2nd

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Oct 20th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 18th

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Oct 14th

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Oct 2nd

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^o_o^

ME: So David E. Kelley's producing this new show on Animal Planet. It's actually a spinoff, really, called "Alley Cat McBeal."

JAKE: I'm glad he went with that idea instead of the rumoured, unlikely-pairing show, "Alley Cat McBeagle."

Sep 27th

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“ME: R.E.M. BROKE UP. HOW ARE YOU COPING? RJM: Alannah, that’s me in the...”

Sep 22nd

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Sep 16th

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Sep 15th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 12th

WE LIKE TO YELL ON GCHAT.

me: IF I DON'T FOLLOW YOU ON FB/G+/TWITTER/TUMBLR/WORDPRESS I PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE. AM I A BAD PERSON OR JUST INCREDIBLY LAZY?

Ryan: FORGET BAD/LAZY YOU'RE JUST A TERRIBLE STALKER.

Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 25th

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Aug 25th

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THE DOLLAR $TORE ECONOMY. →

Aug 24th

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Aug 9th

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"I was in a band. Girls dig that."

"Kevin": I miss college. Dating is hard when you're a working adult.
Martin: What did you have going for when you were in college??!
"Kevin": I was in a band.
Me: No, you were in a marching band. Different.
"Kevin": Still a band.
Me: For the record, I was never fooled.
Martin: College girls were so easy to deceive, weren't they man?
"Kevin": I hate you.
NOTE: Names were changed in order to salvage their reputation...or whatever "Kevin" has left of it.

Apr 28th

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